So I party like a rockstar, look like a pornstar
Every day I go hard, riding in my sports car
Pull off in that V8, songs on replay
Spinnin' like a DJ, make it look easy

'Cause I go faster and harder, faster and harder
I go faster and harder, ♥♥♥♥♥, I feel like a monster
I go faster and harder, f-f-f-f-faster and harder
I go faster and harder, I-I-I-I-I feel like a monster (monster)

We turn it up, we don't give a ♥♥♥♥
And we live it up, you can't get with us
I just need a buzz, let me roll it up
In the Bentley truck with a 2-liter
I look like I'm JWoww
Dance-dance-dance- like I'm Deena
'Cause I'm feeling so scene
And you're just giving John Cena
'Cause no one can see ya when their eyes are on me
Yeah, I'm your strange addiction, just like TLC (ah)

CAW

2026 is the year of the Butt Washers my friends I feel it.

Happy new year everyone

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WHOA RARE BUTTWASHER SANTUUH CAT COLLAB!!!

Boba Shred 15 hours ago
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet in a vigorous excersise routine. In the morning if my butt is a little puffy i put on an ice pack when im doing my butt chrunches, i can do a thousand now. After i remove the icepack i use a pore cleanser lotion, in the shower i use a water activated gel, then a body almond butt scrub and on the crack an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint butt masque which I leave on for ten minutes whileI prepare the rest of my butt routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your butt out and makes it look older. Then moisturizer, then ananti-aging butt balm, followed by a finalmoisturizing protective lotion.

Boba Shred 15 hours ago
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet in a vigorous excersise routine. In the morning if my butt is a little puffy i put on an ice pack when im doing my butt chrunches, i can do a thousand now. After i remove the icepack i use a pore cleanser lotion, in the shower i use a water activated gel, then a body almond butt scrub and on the crack an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint butt masque which I leave on for ten minutes whileI prepare the rest of my butt routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your butt out and makes it look older. Then moisturizer, then ananti-aging butt balm, followed by a finalmoisturizing protective lotion.

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet in a vigorous excersise routine. In the morning if my butt is a little puffy i put on an ice pack when im doing my butt chrunches, i can do a thousand now. After i remove the icepack i use a pore cleanser lotion, in the shower i use a water activated gel, then a body almond butt scrub and on the crack an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint butt masque which I leave on for ten minutes whileI prepare the rest of my butt routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your butt out and makes it look older. Then moisturizer, then ananti-aging butt balm, followed by a finalmoisturizing protective lotion.

Sir, Yes Sir! *unzips pants*

Oh good, Boba is here now.

Boba do you see the little silver star next to my name?

That means I'm chief butt cleanliness inspector. Let's see em.

zaaaaa

yezza

Wazaaa

Rare Butt Washer sighting

cleanliness = happiness

Cleansed

washed

first one to move is.....

español

Excuse me sirs, English or Spanish??

meow

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3262055295


I SHOWED YOU MY DOG PLZ RESPOND

https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es


Me count so poor

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That’s my favorite part, I make all my bee bee dubs shake their tummies for me.

HYPONOTIZING

i can see the tummy shake

Skibidi dub dub dub yes yes

sbdfvsdfgsdfg

easier to wash

ELONGATED OVAL

once im done with it, it will be

It’s more like an oval

im gonna stick my triangle up your circle

I wanna slide your square on to my cyclinder. Am am I doing innuendo?

did you not see the latest geometry dash sex update !!!

whar

Flying crate of sex toys!

did they add women?

no way

WHAT REALLY

sex update just dropped

If you can't beat em, join em. :D

WHAT

op i think im in love with you

op i think im in love with you

op i think im in love with you

op i think im in love with you

kumquat