I am 35 years old and currently work as the floor manager for a licorice factory in Cincinnati, Ohio. I am looking for 15 other men or women willing to enter into a group only foreskin regrowth program. According to the packet I was given they are only willing to do operations in bulk so I need some people to go in with me. Email me @ crack4kidsandtheelderly@gmail.com (work email ignore the name).

Love to game and have fun. Hoping to find the love of my life. Trying to find the Pam to my Jim (office reference lol). Divorce was finalized October 5th, 2024 so no worries there (she died recently). Willing to explore.

Interests: Gaming. Cooking (mmm yummy meat!). Amateur welder.

Hobbies: just joined a 40 and under baseball team. can';t wait to play #homerun. in fact I have a game tomorrow

Body: Large. Doctor said I'm still growing but as of 4/12/2026 I am listed at 5'6" 370lbs. I am bulking in preparation for my foreskin regrowth operation (fingers crossed!) Yes, I am bald by choice.

Favorite food: mystery meat from walgreens

Likes: My uncle who runs a Dippin Dots franchise in Wisconsin. he taught me that PAWG = Phat As s White Grandpa

Dislikes: being dishonorably discharged from the coast guard for a fraudulent friendly fire accusation

Interesting facts: Albert Einstein died in 2015 and his last words were "just played scribblenauts on the pus sy"


Rest in Peace Nermal (1996 - 2025)
died in a shootout with the police in Utah