"Initiate super-wavy flashback effect!"
Thanks to you and your dim-witted friend here.
I found myself drifting through the cosmos.
Have you ever spent time on an asteroid?
It's suprisingly boooring! Nothing for a villain to do but dwell on his failure.
Then one day the Fongoides saved us, but still failure burned inside my circuitry.
How could I have been defeated by the likes of you.
While the universe been tipped in your favor.
I embarked on a crusade to the inner recesses of what you call the soul.
I studied Fongoid meditation, attended anger management class, doubled in Yoga, attended more anger management class until finnaly I went on a spirit walk on planet Quantos.
It was here where i finnaly found what I've been missing the GREAT CLOCK!!!!
With the Clock under my control.
I'll be able to wrong all the rights in the universe, every villain whose ever stumbled will get a do-over. Every protagonists triumph will be reversed! Until finnaly our new present is created.
In which the HEROES always lose!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

What did you expect!? I'm a SUPERVILLAIN! Muhahahahahahaha! Bon voyage... losers!