Captain's Log Season I: A Pirate's Life for Me
- Pirate Booty
- 2026/06/26
It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales!
This time, we're starting from the beginning of Season One to re-live past tales! Whether you're just joining this adventure or you have some holes to fill, we invite you onto the Thigh Seas for a story so epic you'll laugh, cry, and cum until you blackout and find yourself aboard Blackbeard's ship.
This Captain's Log adventure picks up with the battle won and Booty Bay safe once more. It's time for all who survived to take stock of what was lost, and what was gained.
There remains unfinished business for our wounded Captain. A villainous foe whose fate hangs on the edge of a blade. Without Blackbeard by his side, will the Captain be able to stand alone against the two remaining Pirate Lords of the Cumpañolas? And what about all those shaky alliances and newfound friendships that stemmed from this conflict? Cum take solace in long awaited answers, and rest in the bosom of our girls for a bit of well deserved comfort.
But one more question remains. What will be the next adventure our promiscuous pirates undertake? Dead men may tell no tales, but not all who die are truly lost, are they?
The final Chapter of the Season "Dead Men Get No Tale" Finale begins now with "A Pirate's Life for Me!"
* 6 Collectable Adventure Scenes
* 1 Secret Bonus Adventure Scene
* 1 Earnable Character Skin
* 3 New Premium Pirate Lord Skins
Whether you weren't sailing these waters yet or couldn't complete the challenge, Captain's Log Tales brings back all the sexy pirate booty you missed. Fill that missing slot in your log today!
These events won't be in the harbor long. You'll have only 5 days to complete this Tale. So batten down the hatches, stow the dinghy, and smack the nearest Pirate Booty you can find. Cause' this crew is headed for the Thigh Seas!
You can always join our scraggly crew in Discord for more info, or if you want scurvy.
